Sometimes I ignore you so I feel in control,
Cause really, I adore you, and I can’t leave you alone.
Fed up with the fantasies, they cover what is wrong,
Come on, baby, let’s just, get drunk, forget we don’t get on.

Fuck drugs and fuck straight edge,
Those are both the things that got the best of my friends.
And to all the girls that make it a trend,
To fuck all of my friends,
We’ll all die of the same disease,
Whether you got it in bed or you got it on your knees.

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The only thing that’s going to bother me is that you’ll all call yourselves my friends…

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How to do CPR.

Mr. Bean is a GENIUS!

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